Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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