her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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