That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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