Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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