belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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