whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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