The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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