god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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