i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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