well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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