id be glad to
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I wish you could order shots online.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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