....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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