yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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