Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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