apparently the secret to your success is patron
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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