She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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