So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
