Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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