I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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