She said her name was "party"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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