Your tits are I can't wait for
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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