C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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