Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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