Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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