sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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