Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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