the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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