Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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