Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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