Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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