I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
smell my finger.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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