I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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