At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
