Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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