exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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