I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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