imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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