new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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