I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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