Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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