so explain again why im purple
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So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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