so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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