You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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