Three words: puerto rican gang bang
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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