dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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