She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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