It's Friday. Sex?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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