Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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