Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
