I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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